George Burton

Milkshake Murder

It's not uncommon to be dissatisfied with a drive-thru experience, however it is rare for these experiences to end in cold blooded murder.

George Washington Burton, a man with a noble name but not such a noble story. On a visit to the Ten-Twenty Pizza and Sandwich Shop in the small village of Jersey, Ohio he ran into 26- year-old Wanda Peterman, much to her dismay.

Peterman took Burton's order for a milkshake, he paid and started to leave. Everything seemed to be mind-numbingly normal. But Burton realized that his milkshake had not been filled to the line, he was one very dissatisfied customer. Burton informed Peterman that she had cheated him on his milkshake and he'd be back with his gun.

Unfortunately for Peterman, this wasn't an idle threat. When Burton returned, she was standing outside the Pizza shop. He raised his shotgun and fired, killing Peterman with a single shot to the chest.

If you run into George Burton, don't cheat him on his milkshake, he takes his dairy very seriously.